This weekend, we went to a local music festival called Lynchstock. The bands were great, the sound wasn’t great. I was right next to the sound booth and could not hear anything. Maybe it was because of all the people around me not listening to the music and talking about their conjoined hair care plans.
“We only wash our hair once a week and have noticed it’s so much healthier.”
Really?! Well you should have different hair care plans because you have different genitalia. That is all. Could have been way better if there were less man buns and Liberty chicks.